Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

purrs-n-scurrs:

that is a damn dirty lie and i think we all know it layton

Posted 23 hours ago

cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

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(Source: nailemojis)

Posted 1 day ago

thorkitastic:

batttlestar-galactica:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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I showed this to my brother and he didn’t even crack a fucking smile and I am now realizing just how much tumblr has warped my sense of humour

reblog for the last comment

Posted 1 day ago

funoftheday:

Curse you, human.

Posted 1 day ago

(Source: nsfwhumor)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

(Source: trexjose)

Posted 1 day ago

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

Why would you eat such an inconvenient food?! 

Posted 3 days ago

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

There’s a time and place for everything.

Posted 3 days ago

saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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(Source: kingtavros)

Posted 3 days ago